
I went on the George Lamb show on BBC Radio 6 Music today, which was great fun (you can listen at the site - I was on about 2 hrs 15 minutes in). They are running a typically bizarre experiment, following the moldification (if that’s a word) of two tubs of cooked rice (you can see a YouTube video on the BBC site). One has “negative” words written on its container – hate, disgust, evil, that kind of thing. The other has “positive” words: love, peace, gratitude, and so on. The idea is to leave it 3 weeks or so, and see which one gets more mouldy. Obviously, the hope is that the negative words will create more mould, thus proving that we should fill the world with positive vibes.
I’m sure I don’t need to say there are SO many issues with this, scientifically speaking. But here’s one to start with. What’s wrong with mould?
Why should mould thrive on negative vibes, when it can so clearly be a force for good? In fact, many of us have a mould to thank for our good health: penicillium – known across the world as penicillin – is a vital part of global healthcare.
A quick Googling will tell you how Penicillin saved countless lives in World War II. Plus:
It has lowered the death rate of staphylococcal infections by 86%, is the most effective drug for the treatment of hemolytic streptococcus, is the most powerful therapeutic agent against gonorrhea and syphilis, is a very affective antibiotic for wounds and burns, is helpful in the treatment of gangrene, and is the best treatment existing for bacterial endocarditis, empyema, lung abscess, brochietasis, acute osteomyelitis, chronic osteomyelitis, and anthrax; and yet, penicillin is nontoxic.
Anyway, back to the rice. In 13 Things, in the chapter on homeopathy, I mention some of the strange things people believe about positive and negative vibes, or intentions. The thing is, there are one or two quite eminent scientists among them.
Rustum Roy, for example, has a long list of emeritus professorships, and an even longer list of publications in respected journals. He has received a research award from the Emperor of Japan; he’s even had a mineral – Rustumite – named after him. Roy advocates using silver as an antibiotic, something that has repeatedly separated fools and their money – including those selling the silver, who have been fined by the FDA for promoting and profiting from a treatment that can result in actual bodily harm. He also thinks – and advocates in this paper – that the conscious will of a healer such as a Chinese Qigong Grand Master can change the structure of water.
Then there’s William Tiller, a former Department Chair of Materials at Stanford University, has published claims that weak magnetic fields can alter biological materials and the pH of water, and that human intention can also change pH, affect electrical circuits, and alter the properties of space.
I don’t buy any of it. I promised I’d try the rice experiment – and I will – but unless I do it a few hundred times, double blinded, randomised, in fully sterilised containers, I don’t think I’ll read too much into it.
(Yes, I know it's meant to be a bit of harmless fun. And if it weren't for the likes of Roy and Tiller, it might be...)